If your friend ever asks you to dog-sit at her mom's isolated luxury house on the water in the Florida Keys, you just immediately agree, no questions asked. At least that's what I did. I'm grabbing two friends and heading south Wednesday in a little airplane with chickens in the back then spending the next few days in a hive of hydrating face masks, US Weekly, pina coladas and comatose sleep. I'm just going to be like:
See? She even has a dog.
On my way out the door to this strenuous dog-sitting job, I leave you with Obitchuary, Chapter 12. And guess what? In this chapter, you get to hear more Kenny Loggins! Penny continues her drunken pursuit of Mark, who has graciously offered to drive her home from Haddigan's Pub after her precarious run-in with a liter of vodka. Will the night end in romance or disaster, the likes of which have never been seen? Find out!
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you when I get back from paradise! Hopefully in the next video, my skin
will be a slightly darker shade than the "rice pudding with a dollop of
Cool Whip" look I'm sporting here.
Obitchuary, Chapter 12