This is the chapter you've all been waiting for. Penny gets DRIZUNNNNNK. In front of Mark!
A note on that:
It's easier to write drunk dialogue than it is to read it, at least for me, which is one of the 8,000 things I'm learning as I endeavor to read an original work of fiction one chapter at a time on YouTube. I think my fake-drunk voice might sound unconvincingly like Big Ang from Mob Wives. Can we all agree she's charming, though?
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Obitchuary, Chapter 11
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