It's chapter four time, baby. In this installment, Penny attempts to go to her first day on the job writing obits, but is thwarted by her sex-crazed neighbors. If you don't like sex-crazed neighbors, well... um, I'm sure there are other books.
There's a bonus rap break in this one! Don't say I never did anything for you. Enjoy, and don't forget to like my sexy Facebook for bonus fun and links, including this amazing BuzzFeed list of published books that will make you believe anything is possible. All I have to say is, If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open?
(Catch up on the other chapters here.)
OBITCHUARY, Chapter 4